What can you do in seven seconds? Your girlfriend told me one embarrassing thing you can do in under seven seconds, but that’s besides the point. Tim Cahill can score a goal in seven seconds. In a mere seven seconds Cahill and the New York Red Bulls blitzed the Houston Dynamo. Cahill set the record for the fastest goal in the 17-year history of the MLS. Now go work on making things last with your lovely lady.