Marcus Vick

It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from Marcus Vick, the completely irrelevant younger brother of Eagles quarterback Michael Vick. After today’s kerfuffle involving Eagles wider receiver Riley Cooper, Marcus crawled out of whatever hole he’s been hiding in for the last decade, and offered up a $1,000 reward for the first free safety or strong safety to “light his ass up” (no word on if cornerbacks are eligible for the Marcus Vick Bounty Program).

We just hope somebody gets word to Michael that his younger brother will be hitting him up for a $1,000 loan in the near future.