Thank goodness for doltish individuals because if it wasn’t for them life would be rather mundane. This future Mensa member purposely smashes his head into a car window not once, not twice, but like nine times. In the battle of the immovable object and the unintelligent force the gentleman even goes so far as to take running starts in his ill-fated attempts. This is how it must feel to be the general manager for the Miami Marlins.