Manchester United and Manchester City’s rivalry runs deep. So deep, in fact, that some fans will do pretty much anything to take a shot at their crosstown rival. That is exactly what happened when some United fans came across City striker Mario Balotelli’s camouflage Bentley.
On Sunday night, Balotelli was eating at Indian restaurant Zouk in Manchester city center when a United fan recognized the Italian’s car (which was parked on the sidewalk) and decided to relieve himself on the passenger door. As the first United fan peed on the door, another man decided to put his bare ass cheeks all over the back windshield of the car.
According to The Sun, a witness named Michael Armorgie said, “I walked past and saw this group of lads. One of them was peeing on the car. I couldn’t believe it. One was singing Man Utd songs.”
After the pictures spread across Twitter on Monday, the Greater Manchester Police identified the urinator. Maybe if he watched some American football, he would’ve learned from the Alabama teabagger not to tweet pictures of lewd acts.