A Rabbit Punch has two meanings, both of which describe the nature of the article. 1. A series of fast punches. 2. An illegal punch to the back of the head between the skull and the first vertebrate that can cause permanent damage to the nerves or death.

In a game where Greg Jennings in Jordan Nelson were out, Donald Driver caught a touchdown pass. The long time veteran did his best ‘Newt Gingrich attempting for the Republican nomination’ impression. If you stick around long enough and there are no better options, you might just get one last chance.

New England and St. Louis packed their ruck sacks and hopped across the pond to square off on the American football pitch. St. Louis was an absolute tosh, as the Patriots had a tickety-boo offense. With more games like this one, the British fans may throw a wobbly if they have to wait yonks to get their own franchise. So pay a quid to get a dog bollocks of a team over there and you would be Godsmacked to see its as much fun as you fancy. Cheers. Harry Potter.

Matt Ryan threw 3 touchdown passes to beat the Eagles. But the real story here is the rumbling that Michael Vick might lose his job. Vick has been ineffective as a pocket passer and may only be truly effective at quarterback when he’s putting his body at risk trying to make big plays. In this way Michael Vick’s career mirrors that of Steve O’s. He is only entertaining when his body is at risk and no one wants to see him as a stand up comedian.
Carson Palmer was barely touched in Oakland’s win over the Kansas City Chiefs. This was a welcome relief to a quarter back who spends more time lying down than a goose who won’t tell the truth.
The Steelers stole a win from the Washington Redskins while wearing jerseys they borrowed from the Hamburglar’s closet.

The Miami Dolphins owned the New York Jets even after Ryan Tannehill left the game due to a leg injury. So all in all between Mark Sanchez, Tim Tebow, Ryan Tannehill and Matt Moore, zero quarterbacks played in this game.

Chicago Bears found a way to win an ugly game by one point. Any win is a win in the NFL, but in Chicago, that one point difference is the difference between everyone on the field being a Hall of Famer, and calling for Lovie Smith’s head on a platter.

After terrible weather helped keep the scoring down so the Cleveland Browns could win 7-6, the Browns seized and opportunity by signing Mother Nature to a six year, $170 million contract.

Proving two negatives do not make a positive, Forbes Magazine lists Ndamukong Suh as the least liked player in the NFL, just one week after he made a brutal, rib bruising hit on fellow least liked player in the NFL, Jay Cutler.

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