Lady Gaga At CES

Your poker face sucks. So does your ass. Lady Gaga made an appearance at CES and Cosby Sweaters was there…sadly. I spoke with Gaga briefly.

“What do I call you? Gaga? Lady Gaga? Lady?
“You can call me Giggles. Or Lady Giggles. I like how that sounds!”
“Why do you wear fishnets?”
“I have a great sense of style. Fashion is the art that drives creativity and business.”
“You do it to hide your cellulite.”

:::Gaga stands up and walks away:::
:::I throw up in my mouth:::

After the interview Lady Gaga returned to the showroom floor where she continued to get thrusted by 40-year old Android-strapped virgins.