I was on my way to work this morning when I passed this truck parked on the side of the road.  I wish the owner had been there to answer these questions:

What’s with the Pegasus?

Why is he in space?  If not in space, what planet is it?

Why is he pissing a rainbow?

I see you have two Playboy logos and still find time to D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs.  How do you juggle both?

What were you going for?