The new Cincinatti Bengals receiving duo of Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens (aka Batman and Robin) have gotten off to a slow start on the football field, but their Twitter game has been incredibly dynamic. In the current environment of professional sports, that’s all that matters.

Last night Chad went on a blind date with a 57 year old woman that reminded him of Samantha from Sex in The City. She paid with her AARP card and Chad brought his pet exotic pigeon to the date. He kept his teammate abreast of the night via twitter updates. As you read it you’re thinking “This stuff is hilarious, but the world is definitely coming to an end relatively soon.”