NBA

Bradley Beal Wins Game On Gorgeous In-Bounds Alley-Oop Play

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The last few days have been quite an adventure for the Washington Wizards. The Eastern Conference’s current 3-seed lost to Boston in somewhat convincing fashion on Sunday, and appeared to be well on their way towards returning the favor Monday night until the Celtics mounted a fourth quarter rally that eventually pushed the game into

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NBA

John Wall Breaks Down In Tears During Postgame Interview

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The Washington Wizards appeared to be running away from the Celtics on Monday night, leading 92-76 going into the fourth quarter at the Verizon Center in DC. Then, yours truly pretty much jinxed the whole thing by writing this, and essentially declaring the game to be over. Almost immediately, the Wizards began coughing up the

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NBA

The NBA Reveals Christmas Jerseys For 2014 Which Are Thankfully Sleeve-Free

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The NBA has quickly made it a tradition to make their Christmas games special by having the teams dress in one-off alternate Christmas jerseys. The practice makes the games feel more celebratory and, not coincidentally, allows the NBA to sell even more jerseys. And while the past couple of years have been an unmitigated disaster

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NBA

It’s Only Preseason And The Wizards And Bulls Are Already Fighting

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The Washington Wizards and Chicago Bulls are playing in the first preseason game for both teams tonight, and they wasted no time producing a sequel to the Jimmy Butler-Nene tussle from last year’s playoffs (Nene was ejected for his role). This time, some jawing between Butler and Paul Pierce (who, we should note, wasn’t even

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Fashion, NBA

Martell Webster’s Hair Is Back To Being Weird

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While most of the basketball world is transfixed on LeBron James’ puzzling hairline, Washington Wizards forward Martell Webster showed up to media day on Monday sporting some sort of mohawk-looking thing. Webster, whose career has been a major disappointment after being the 6th overall pick in the 2005 NBA Draft (out of high school), is

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NBA

John Wall Once Appeared In Best Buy Commercial With Lady Gaga “Music”

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In lieu of the rescheduling of Lady Gaga’s May 15th concert at the Verizon Center in D.C. for a potential Game 6 of the Wizards-Pacers series, we thought this Best Buy commercial from last year featuring Washington’s PG John Wall and music from Gaga couldn’t be any more timely. Another reason for the Little Gaga Monsters to be furious with

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NBA

Joakim Noah Got Into Heated Verbal Altercation With A Wizards Security Guard

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The Chicago Bulls are in a 2-0 hole to the Washington Wizards and mightily need a win in Game 3 tonight. That might explain why Joakim Noah, this year’s NBA Defensive Player of the Year, was getting a few extra shots during this morning’s shoot-around.  When ordered to exit the court by the Wizards security manager, Jackie Miles,

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