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Before we get to Tuesday night’s action, a quick note: This NBA recap column will (hopefully) be a recurring thing. It won’t run every day, and most certainly not weekends (I like having some semblance of a life), but I’m shooting for three days a week, or whenever I see fit. Also, it won’t address

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Reminder: The 49ers’ Anthony Davis Is Not THAT Anthony Davis

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  The Year of Anthony Davis gets underway tonight, and we know he’s a freakish athlete set to take over the basketball world and all, but the man can only do so much. One of those things he can’t (or, doesn’t) do is play offensive tackle for the San Francisco 49ers. That’s a different Anthony

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NBA, Sports

Pierre The Pelican Underwent Successful Reconstructive Surgery

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It was announced last month that Pierre The Pelican – the New Orleans Pelicans official mascot- would be getting a makeover midway through the season because, frankly, he was scaring the children. Well, it appears that Pierre has undergone successful reconstructive surgery and is ready to debut his new, kid-friendly look before the NBA All-Star

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Pierre The Pelican Is Getting A Makeover To Become Less Scary

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Grantland’s Zach Lowe is reporting that the New Orleans Pelicans have finally admitted to designing the world’s scariest mascot, and thus will be giving Pierre the Pelican a makeover to turn him into something far less scary. The new Pierre will hopefully be ready in time for All-Star Weekend in the Big Easy, which, for

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How Drunk Was Jacoby Jones At The Pelicans Game Tuesday Night?

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The answer appears to be VERY. Although, in all fairness to Jacoby Jones, being drunk is highly suggested when taking in a mid-January showdown between the Kings and Pelicans. [YouTube]   More Great Content: Hilarious Sports Incidents That Were Totally Worth The Fine Hilariously Dumb Sports Brain Farts

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Hilarious Photos Shows That David Stern Really, Really Likes Hot Dogs

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David Stern’s is ending his 30-year tenure as NBA commissioner in February 2014 so he is making his farewell tour. On Friday night he was in New Orleans to watch the Pelicans take on the Los Angeles Lakers. Apparently New Orleans Arena has ridiculously delicious hot dogs, but don’t take my word for it, let’s

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NBA, Sports

Nerlens Noel Has Kentucky Jersey Stitched Inside Draft Night Suit

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Nerlens Noel’s high-top fade is his permanent fashion statement, but that didn’t stop Noel from making another one during his draft night on Thursday. The Kentucky big man flashed his Wildcats jersey, which was stitched inside his draft night suit, just after being drafted by the New Orleans Pelicans at #6 overall. Noel was considered

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