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Barack Obama Says The Heat Yell At Mario Chalmers Too Much

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Miami Heat players visited the White House for the second year in a row today, in recognition of their second consecutive NBA championship. As is tradition, President Barack Obama addressed the gathered media, beginning with a solid dig at Miami fan, at the expense of Miami media members: “Why don’t you make like the Heat

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LeBron James Is Very Unhappy With Mario Chalmers

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Wednesday’s game between the Indiana Pacers and Miami Heat is one of very few meaningful regular season games in the Eastern Conference. As such, things got a little, um, heated, on the Miami bench, after LeBron James caught Mario Chalmers napping on a Paul George three-pointer. For all the Mario Chalmers haters everywhere, LeBron is

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LeBron James Gets Insane Air On Alley-Oop That Didn’t Count

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Newsflash: LeBron James is a freak. Monday night against the lowly Utah Jazz, LeBron went for 30 points, 9 rebounds and 9 assists — on 75% shooting. Seventy-five percent shooting. Only five players have put up that stat line since 1985. Of course, it helps when most of your shots come at the rim —

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Mario Chalmers Had An Atrocious Game Because Of Crab Dip

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If you thought there was something fishy about Mario Chalmers’ awful game last night you’d be on to something. The Miami Heat guard managed to score only two points, missed all nine of his field goal attempts, committed five fouls and had four turnovers in less than 20 minutes against the Washington Wizards at the

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