NFL, Television

Armageddon: Donovan McNabb is Broadcasting NFL Games on FOX

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  The confusing world of on-air sports personalities, analysts and commentators became even more disturbing on Wednesday, as FOX announced that Donovan McNabb will call a handful of NFL games this season. He will rotate with Brady Quinn and former NFL linebacker Kirk Morrison as analysts alongside the always-professional Dick Stockton. McNabb has made television appearances

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NFL, Sports

Presented Without Context, Here Is Donovan McNabb’s Mysterious Mugshot

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Weird story out of Arizona today: The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office released a mugshot of former NFL quarterback and current Fox Sports Live analyst Donovan McNabb without providing any details, including when it’s from or what cause McNabb to be detained. McNabb is currently awaiting trial for a traffic citation back in January, but it’s yet to be

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NFL, Sports

Some Dumb Eagles Fans Burned A Donovan McNabb Jersey Last Night

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The epic brawl that broke out at Lincoln Financial Field wasn’t the only dumb thing Eagles fans participated in last night. Out in the parking lot, some dipshit fans (and we use that term loosely) decided to honor Donovan McNabb’s jersey retirement ceremony with a “ceremony” of their own. KUTGW, Philly. In honor of the

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NFL, Sports

Eagles Retiring Donovan McNabb’s #5 Jersey

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The Philadelphia Eagles are set to retire Donovan McNabb’s #5 jersey on September 19 of the upcoming season. The retirement ceremoney will be held during the Eagles nationally televised game at Lincoln Financial Field against the Kansas City Chiefs. McNabb spent 11 seasons with the Eagles after the team drafted him second overall in the 1999

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Music, NFL

Wilma McNabb Sings, and Wow She Loves Her Son [Video]

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I’m going to keep this simple and let the full lyrics, which I have painstakingly transcribed and assembled below the jump, speak for themselves: Donovan McNabb, who retired in 2011 and played his last meaningful game in 2010, has a very supportive mother His mother, Wilma McNabb, recently recorded a song about her son The song,

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Sports

Donovan McNabb to Minnesota Vikings

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According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, the Donovan McNabb to Minnesota deal is done and there will be a press conference on Thursday to announce. Not sure of the economics of the deal just yet, but it seems that McNabb took a pay cut to get the deal done.

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Sports

If Donovan McNabb is Worth $78 million, what is Michael Vick Worth?

Cosby Sweaters posed this question last night, after Mike Vick’s historic first half of Monday Night Football: If Donovan McNabb is Worth $78 million, what is Michael Vick Worth? Vick’s Monday Night stats: – 20/28 Passing for 333 yards and 4 touchdowns, O INT’s – 8 carries for 80 yards and 2 touchdowns – 49

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Sports

Michael Vick is a grown ass man

At the risk of jinxing him for the rest of the game, here’s the line on Vick with 3:30 left in the first half on Monday Night Football: Mike is barking like a dog tonight!  Here’s the question – if Donovan McNabb (8/15, 180 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT, 1 rush, 0 yards) is worth

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Sports

Mike Shanahan Coaching Flow Chart

The Washington Redskins are a confusing football team.  First they benched Donovan McNabb for Rex Grossman, then today gave him a fat contract as if he were having  a career year. Hopefully this puts all of the ugly rumors about McNabb and Shanahan to rest.  If you need any more proof that things are OK,

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Sports

Cosby Sweaters Cards: Donovan McNabb and Bill Belichick

It is with great pleasure that we introduce something new to the site, Cosby Sweaters Cards. Today we're introducing our first two cards for your viewing pleasure.  If you are still living at home, make sure not to let your mom near them because she will just throw them away.  They are going to be

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