NBA

NBA Analyst Slips Excellent Penis Drawing Into Broadcast

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San Antonio Spurs color analyst Sean Elliott is one of the more intolerable homers in NBA broadcasting circles, but his telestrator performance during the fourth quarter of the Spurs’ 114-94 win over the Charlotte Hornets on Saturday night was Emmy-caliber shit.

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Steph Curry And The Warriors Are Crushing Everyone

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The Golden State Warriors started the season 3-0, winning all three games by double digits. Not only that, the two teams they’d played — Pelicans (twice), Rockets — were playoff teams last year, too.

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Charlotte Hornets Submit “Worst Possession Of The Year” Candidate

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Go Hornets! pic.twitter.com/ga9rAfxZDP — Ben Swanson (@CardboardGerald) November 1, 2015 The Charlotte Hornets and Atlanta Hawks played a surprisingly entertaining game Sunday afternoon. Well, really just the last couple minutes, as a barrage of clutch threes made things very exciting. The Hawks escaped with a 94-92 win after Kemba Walker’s desperation step back jumper clanged

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Pacers Fans Serenade Matt Barnes With “Der-ek Fish-er” Chants

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One of the more bizarre off-season NBA stories involved a confrontation between Matt Barnes, now a member of the Memphis Grizzlies, and former teammate (and current New York Knicks head coach) Derek Fisher.

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Sports

Watch These High Schoolers Lose Their Friggin’ Minds Over A Poster Dunk

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EJ Montgomery is a 6-foot-9 sophomore who is currently the #3 ranked player in the class of 2018 on ESPN.

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NBA

Brandon Knight Ends Up On Wrong End Of A Highlight Reel…Again

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We’re a about two weeks into the NBA preseason, just for fun, let’s check in on Brandon Knight. Following a mid-season trade in February, the former Detroit Piston/ Milwaukee Buck is now tag teaming the point guard position with Eric Bledsoe in Phoenix as the duo attempts to navigate another brutal Western Conference (good luck

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Vince Carter Stuffed By Rim On Fast Break Dunk Attempt

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After 17 seasons, more than 23,000 points and countless rim-rattling dunks, Gravity and Father Time finally appear to be worthy foes for Vince Carter. It’s been real, man. [Uproxx]

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Rare Footage Proves Kawhi Leonard Is Capable Of Smiling, Laughing

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@kingjames and @carmeloanthony lose it when @russwest44 defeats the whole purpose of the drill. The goal of the drill is to get the best possible shot off two dribbles or less. Russell didn’t like the shot so he passed it back out. #hoopmixtape #USAB A video posted by @hoopmixtape on Aug 12, 2015 at 5:49pm

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Music, Sports

Minor League Team Apologizes For Postgame Corey Feldman Concert

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Some genius in the promotions department for the State College (Pa.) Spikes minor league baseball team decided it would be a good idea to hire Michael Jackson BFF/impersonator Corey Feldman for a postgame concert Monday night.

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Karl-Anthony Towns Comes Up Juuuuust A Bit Short On His First NBA Shot Attempt

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The NBA’s Las Vegas Summer League tipped off Friday night featuring a marquee match-up between Karl-Anthony Towns and D’Angelo Russell, the first and seconds picks of the NBA Draft.

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Damian Lillard, Man Of The People, Flies Coach To Vegas Summer League

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What’s the first thing you’d do if you just signed a $120 million max contract? You’d rent a private jet and fly your boys down to Las Vegas for some partying in the desert, right? Well, at least that’s what I would do.

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