If you are a die-hard fan of the Queen City’s two football institutions, the Bengals, and Bearcats, and have some spare change amounting to $20,000, might you be interested in a Cincinnati themed tailgate shortbus with over $25,000 in upgrades in it?
Maybe Cincinnati football will be less depressing when you watch inside a bus with all of these wonderful features in it, as detailed in the Craigslist ad:
The bus is a former short school bus built on a 1997 Chevrolet 3500 Chassis with a diesel engine. It has a little over 100,000 miles, making it good for another 200,000 miles if one continues to perform preventative maintenance milestones. BE THE ENVY OF ANY TAILGATE LOT!! I have invested over $25,000 into this bus and it has provided my family with too many memories to count, not to mention tax write-offs for business entertainment, as one can add to the front of the bus above the windshield a graphically designed magnet with your business logo. All serious offers considered.
The bus also comes complete with a $3,000 double grill and a 36-inch plasma TV. You will be the envy of the parking lot and truly prove that Cincinnati football fans can at least win the parking lot while their football teams lose on the field, more often than they don’t.
If you buy it, at least you can take it to the Bengals inevitable first-round playoff loss. And think of the tax write-offs! Think of the tax write-offs for a bus plastered with football failure all over it!