Thanks, Jimmy.  We can all stop wondering now.

Mariah Carey showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live recently, talking about everything from her love of sitting in bath tubs fully clothed to singing.  Not sure why she would talk about that last one.

Regardless, Jimmy tries to keep it topical, hoping to discuss the start of the NBA Finals. Unfortunately, Miss Carey is not a follower of sports, claiming she’s tried to understand the rules, but has never been able to keep up. She’s not even aware of who’s actually in the Finals, wondering if “…one of them is from Chicago.” No, Mariah; one of them is not.

Mariah states that she has, however performed for Michael Jordan, who apparently is tall, and has made a dress out of his jersey.  We here at Next Impulse hope it wasn’t a signed jersey, for fear we will have to use more of the Crying Jordan meme to express ourselves.

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