All State Sugar Bowl - Alabama v Ohio State

On Monday, the world’s most newsworthy third-string quarterback returned to the NFL by signing with the Philadelphia Eagles.

And while ESPN could barely keep itself together over the news,

the Washington Redskins had a flawless response to Monday’s big NFL signing.

Granted, Washington is probably the last team in the NFC East that should be throwing stones at a divisional rival over their quarterback decisions.

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