J.J. Watt, noted selfie hater and NFL obsessive, can’t live, eat and breath Texans football so the Texans defensive lineman decided to use some of his off-time to make some Papa John’s pizza.

Sure, it may be just as superfluous as taking a selfie but at least Watt can eat his pizza to give him some energy on the field. As Watt notes, by putting chicken on his pizza, he’s getting the necessary protein to punish any quarterbacks who dare to do anything other than work at football. If only Zach Mettenberger had gotten an endorsement deal with Papa John’s.

As a side note, Watt looks like he’s practiced pizza dough tossing before. That technique better be applicable on the football field J.J.

Ok, the event was for the J.J. Watt Foundation, so it’s going towards a good cause. Can’t give Watt any flack for that.

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[Bleacher Report]