From the “Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say On An Airplane” Department, we have a passenger on a recent flight from Philadelphia to Punta Cana who, after sneezing on the plane, decided it would be funny to follow it up with a quip about how he’d recently traveled to Africa. Thanks to the hoopla surrounding the recent Ebola outbreak (note: sneezing is not a symptom of Ebola), approximately zero other people on the plane found this funny, and upon landing in Punta Cana, the plane was met by a four-person hazmat team wearing full protective gear. After a scant two hours, it was determined that the man had not, in fact, traveled to Africa, and was just a run-of-the-mill airline passenger who happened to be armed with a shitty sense of humor.

However, you can hear in the video a flight attendant on the intercom referring to him as an “idiot”, which doesn’t seem like enough punishment for this guy ruining everyone’s day.

[Reddit]