Meet Jamie Sadlowski, a two-time World Long Drive champion who can most definitely drive a golf ball farther than you…even from his knees. As much as I want to be impressed and give him props for smashing a drive 331 yards without even standing, I kind of hate him for it given the fact that 90% of my tee shots wind up in heavily wooded areas or within a 10 foot radius of the ladies’ tees. Stop rubbing it in, asshole.