Here is a bizarre, supposedly true story told by Carly Aquilino – comedic personality most known for her role on MTV’s ‘Girl Code’ – about the time she slept over an NBA players house. You can watch her tell the story on the Brilliant Idiots podcast above but, in short summary, the player – who goes unnamed, unless she really wasn’t joking about it being Kris Humphries – invites her over to watch hours of Keeping Up With The Kardashians before farting loudly and putting his dick on her once he realizes he’s not getting laid.

And y’all say chivalry is dead….psh.

The next step here has to be identifying this mystery gentleman. I must know.

[Deadspin]

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