Yesterday, news broke of a “fight” between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber. While not much actually transpired (Bloom threw a punch that didn’t even connect on Bieber), the incident was covered by sites ranging from TMZ to ABC News.

The news blew up so big that everyone seemed to have an opinion on it, including MMA fighters Tito Ortiz, King Mo and Will Brooks. The trio of real fighters were asked by TMZ to give their own analysis of the skirmish, who would win if the two actually had to fight in a match and what they personally thought about each of the two “fighters”.

Answers ranging from Bloom’s “feminine” punching style to Bieber’s passing resemblance to Miley Cyrus demonstrate that MMA fighters can land a joke as well as a fist.

[TMZ Sports]