Context:

  • Jay Cutler = Chicago Bears quarterback who was signed to a seven-year, $126 million contract in January.
  • Phil Emery = Chicago Bears GM. Also known as the guy who decided to sign Jay Cutler to that seven-year, $126 million contract in January.
  • Jay Cutler’s car =

cuttyvan

The Joke:

Ba-dum-tss.

(Yes, it’s a slow day in sports).

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About Sean Wagner-McGough