Some yoga goddess named Yan — who may or may not also moonlight as a stripper — threw out the ceremonial first pitch before a game last week between the Lamigo Monkeys and Brother Elephants of the Taiwan and Chinese Professional Baseball League. Yan really puts the “ceremony” in the ceremonial first pitch. And by that we mean she does a striptease before launching the (terrible) pitch, followed by a brief dry hump/twerk session with the catcher.