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In the aftermath of Germany’s absolute demolition of Brazil, the best thing about a game that was never in doubt after the first few minutes was Twitter’s collective efforts to make watching the blowout entertaining.

So, everyone tried to come up with events that were more likely than Brazil winning the World Cup while also stretching the very definition of what constitutes a hashtag.

Here were some of the great ones to go down before Brazil’s likelihood of winning the World Cup shrank to zero.