The wedding vow of “til death do us part” nearly came much earlier than expected for these two love birds. The loving couple braved their nervousness and failed pyrotechnics to walk the aisle in holy matrimony. They then nearly took out a guest when they blindly tossed their full cocktail glasses. For the finale an older family member decided that a crowded basement with a wood ceiling would be the perfect setting to ignite fireworks. Seeing how this couple survived their wedding day, they can survive anything.

We are aware this is a few months old, but happy 4th!

[Guyism]