Comedy Central’s @midnight had the fantastic idea of asking people on Twitter for their #NBAContractDemands and the hashtag really took off.
Here’s some of the great ones:
A hotel room for Kevin Durant and his mother. #NBAContractDemands @midnight pic.twitter.com/5uecFitWne
— Ethan Fixell (@EthanFixell) July 3, 2014
A character in the Shaq-Fu remake #NBAContractDemands @midnight — Andrew Crowley (@JumpinJackFlask) July 3, 2014
Tatiana Maslany plays every position #NBAContractDemands @midnight
— Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) July 3, 2014
@midnight #NBAContractDemands A shark with a freaking laser beam strapped to it’s head. — Mike Anderson (@mikeandersonwa) July 3, 2014
Hotdogs sold at Miami Heat games will be known as LaDongs. #NBAContractDemands @midnight
— Joe Bereta (@joebereta) July 3, 2014
#NBAContractDemands @midnight Jerseys to be replaced with them cool new Tetris T-shirts so players have something to do while on the bench. — Shawn_in_PA (@Random_Shawness) July 3, 2014
A mini me for every coach #NBAContractDemands @midnight pic.twitter.com/r5ALtSZa9T
— Ben Wells (@TheBenWells) July 3, 2014
The ball must look like Donald Sterling’s head #NBAContractDemands @midnight — Scott Smith (@ugadawg79) July 3, 2014
@midnight sign Air Bud or I’m walking. #NBAContractDemands
— Todd Van Meter (@toddvanmeter) July 3, 2014
Karl Malone delivers my mail @midnight #NBAContractDemands — Sean C Sousa (@SeanCSousa) July 3, 2014