While one uber rich scumbag in Los Angeles is facing the terrible task of unloading his NBA team for billions of dollars, leave it to one of Tinsel Town’s other multi-billion dollar industries to make a little coin off the scandal. A porn site by the name of CuckoldSessions.com (no, I’m not explaining what that means) wasted no time in banking a scene featuring a fake Donald Sterling, V. Stiviano, Shelly Sterling and a, um, large black man who is supposed to be a Clippers player.

Porn legend Nina Hartley assumes the role of Shelly, while actor James Bartholet takes a humiliating turn as Mr. Sterling, who must watch his conniving girlfriend V. (played by Raven Bay) get it on with said Clippers player. The on-camera sex can speak for itself (we’ve not seen it, and don’t really intend to), but HuffPo Sports interviewed Bartholet to get his take on playing Sterling — who is, of course, not having sex:

“There was nothing on the Internet on how he looks or sounds during sex,” Bartholet said. “So I had to figure out how he would orgasm.”

Bartholet also pushed Hartley and Bay to really humiliate him.

“‘Don’t be afraid to abuse me,’ I said. ‘It will help the character,'” Bartholet said.

If you’d like to watch the full scene, either fire up your Google machines, or pay for a site membership. As for the trailer, even that’s slightly NSFW (language, sexual innuendo), so consider yourself warned.

[HuffPo]