As a result of losing a March Madness wager with co-host Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg was forced to milk a cow on the live television/radio simulcast of the ‘Mike & Mike’ show this week. It did no go well for Greenberg.

Everything was fine as Greenberg milked Vanessa the cow for about a minute, that is until Vanessa experienced a bout of explosive diarrhea about a couple of feet from Mike’s hand. It was pretty much the best possible ending to the stunt.

While Greenberg’s colleagues enjoyed it immensely (guest star Mark Schlereth screamed “Yes! My prayers have been answered!), Greeny booked it away from the scene like George Costanza running out of a burning house.

Greenberg is really going to want to win that bracket challenge next year…

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