SPORTS
Best Remaining 2014 NFL Free Agents At Every Position – BleacherReport
The Kentucky Fan Who Got That Regrettable Tattoo Has No Regrets – CourierJournal
The 30 Greatest Ankle-Breakers In NBA History – Dime
Ex-NBA Star Javaris Crittenton Doesn’t Want To Wear Jail Clothes During Trial Because It Will Make Him Look Guilty – TMZ
Shocker: Greg Oden Likely Done For The Season – Yarbarker
Five Ways The Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry Has Changed – NYP
David Beckham Has His Own Scotch Called “Haig Club,” And Will Have Hints Of Butterscotch And Toffee – FoxSports
The Cavaliers Are Expected To Offer Kyrie Irving $80 Million Maximum Extension On July 1 – FanSided
Brazil Players Banned From Having ‘Acrobatic’ Sex During World Cup – NYDN
The Stanley Cup Playoffs Are Shaping Up Perfectly For NBC – AwfulAnnouncing
Larry Bird‘s 22-Year-Old Son, Connor Bird, Pleaded Guilty To Criminal Recklessness After Throwing A Phone And Trying To Run Her Over – TMZSports
THE MASTERS
Masters 2014: Predictions, Live Stream and TV Coverage Hub – BleacherReport
Guy Bets $1,600 On Rory McIlroy To Win Masters After Seeing McIlroy’s Face In His Pastry – LBS
What Should Be Missed More At Augusta National, Tiger Or A Tree? – Golf.com
Six Things You Didn’t Know About The Masters – WalesOnline
Tiger Woods’ Absence At Wide-Open Masters 2014 Opens Door For New No. 1 – NationalPost
2014 Masters Round One: Best Photos, Attire, And Commentary – CBSSports
The 10 biggest “What Ifs” of the 2014 Masters – DevilBall
What can $20 buy you at the Masters concession stand? – CBSSports
NEWS
Police Hunting ‘Mystery Pooper’ Defecating On Park Slides – MLive
Sex-Crazed Romanian Angelina Jolie Lookalike Forced Taxi Diver Into Sex Twice, Stabbed Him When He Couldn’t Manage Third Time – NYDN
Woman Throws Shoe At Hillary Clinton – CNN
Man Who Peed In Co-worker’s Coffee Ordered To Pay $5K – HuffPo
After Getting Caught Having Sex On A Picnic Table By Police Man Says, “Why Can`t You Be Cool?” – TCPalm
Sriracha Hot Sauce Production Declared Public Nuisance By California City – TheGuardian
Advertisers Are Spending More Money On The Internet Than On TV For The First Time Ever – TheVerge
Google Will Let Anyone In The U.S. Buy Google Glass For Just One Day – VentureBeat
ENTERTAINMENT
‘The Simpsons’ Launches On FXX With Longest Continuous Marathon Ever – HuffPo
‘Gremlins’ Remake Fast-Tracked at Warner Bros. – /Film
Saul Williams to Star in Tupac Shakur Musical ‘Holler If Ya Hear Me’ – NYT
Key & Peele to Produce ‘Police Academy’ Reboot for New Line – HollywoodReporter
MISC.
Brazilian Woman Mugged On Live TV … While Talking About Lack Of Police – HyperVocal
Who is the Real Stephen Colbert? Let’s Show You with a Bunch of Videos – Esquire
Titanfall on PC Vs Xbox One Vs Xbox 360 – Kotaku
Not Sure How To Survive The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse? Take This Course From Michigan State – Geekosystem
Mingleton Is A Creepy Tinder Clone For Strangers In Bars – DailyDot
Hump Day Hottie: Svetlana Bilyalova – ThunderTreats
Game-Changer: New ‘Smart Basketball’ Tracks Your Makes And Misses With An App – EliteDaily
Animated GIF Of Emma Watson Pulling Her Boobs Out & Peeling Her Face To Become Sofia Vergara Is The Thing Of Nightmares – BobsBlitz
Here Are Some Of The Crazy Phones You Can Build With Google’s Project Ara – TheVerge
Rock Hall of Fame Performance Of ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ By Nirvana Feat. Joan Jet
Darth Vader + Winnie The Pooh = Darth Poohder
The Simpsons Tease Sunday’s Episode With Mad Men Inspired Trailer
Zumanjaro: Drop of Doom Is Six Flag’s Newest Insane Ride That Will Drop You 415-Feet Down At 90 MPH
Cover Song Of The Week: Ellie Goulding’s “Burn” Performed As A Vintage ’60s Girl Group
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