It should pretty much go without saying, but And1 Mixtape legend Hot Sauce (real name: Philip Champion) is essentially the basketball version of the anti-Bieber. Watch as he completely destroys some poor defender’s soul in a pickup game with a devastating crossover — something Bieber can only do (again, very poorly) when a paid lackey falls for whatever this is.

Now, if only we could get Hot Sauce to shake the Biebs in a celebrity game of some sort, then all would be right with the world.