As the clock ran out on North Carolina, it punched a ticket to the Sweet 16 for Iowa State. Cyclones coach Fred Hoiberg celebrated the huge win by dancing in the locker room. This is exactly why white people get a bad rap about goofy dancing. The Mayor realized that his nonrhythmic shimmy was televised to the entire world so he quickly sent a fantastic text to his daughter apologizing for his embarrassing dance.

Hoiberg should really be apologizing to white people everywhere for cementing the stereotype that they can’t dance.