SPORTS
First Tweets By Sports Stars – FoxSports
Kobe Looks Less Than Happy in Team Photo – Yardbarker
Adam Silver: Logos likely in 5 years – ESPN
Arizona Diamondbacks Are Selling A $25 Corn Dog – Forbes
Grant Hill Says People Hate Duke Because Of Their “Good White Players” –BleacherReport
Alex Rodriguez Hasn’t Paid Millions In Legal Fees After Battle With MLB Over Suspension – NYDN
Matt Schaub Targeted By Oakland Raiders As Next QB – NFL
Could The NBA On TNT Thursday Doubleheader Be A Thing Of The Past – AwfulAnnouncing
Angels Trade Manager Mike Scioscia’s Son For Wayne Gretzky’s Son – USAToday
Jeanie Buss Says She’s Lakers Boss – ESPN
Italian Baseball Team Does “Major League” Tribute
NEWS
CNN Attempts To Solves The Flight 370 Mystery By Asking If A Galaxy-Swallowing Black Hole Took The Plane – Gawker
Woman Performs C-Section On Dog, Uses Glue To Close Incision – CBS
Adrianne Haslet-Davis, Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor, Dances Again – HuffPo
The Earth Was Almost Fried Back in 2012 – Gizmodo
Stem Cells Created From A Drop Of Blood – ScienceDaily
Meet The 27-Year-Old Medical Student Who’s Auctioning Off Her Virginity Online – Uproxx
New Jersey Teen Sneaks To Top Of World Trade Center – CNN
ENTERTAINMENT
Fox Sets 2017 Release Dates for ‘Fantastic Four’ & ‘Wolverine’ Sequels – FirstShowing
George R.R. Martin Says Game of Thrones Movies Are A Possibility – Time
“Dumb & Dumber To” Will Bring Back The Ironically Awful Tuxedos
Laurence Fishburne Stars In Sci Fi Film “The Signal”
The Dworf of Westeros – “The Wolf of Wall Street” / “Game of Thrones” Parody of the Week
MARCH MADNESS
How Science Can Help You Win Your March Madness Pool – Wired
11 March Madness Tournaments – MentalFloss
9 More Alternate March Madness Tournaments – MentalFloss
Actor Rob Lowe Cheers On Saint Louis’ Rob Loe – LostLettermen
North Dakota State Had A Dance Party Celebration After Win – LBS
Dupe Your Boss With Bud Light’s Digital March Madness Toolkit – Mashable
Dayton Newspaper Cleverly Trolls Ohio State After Flyers Upset The Buckeyes – TheDagger
The Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge Is Really a Hundred Thousand Dollar Lottery – NYT
94% Lose Chance At $1 Billion After OSU/Cincy Losses – BSO
MISC.
Samsung Gear 2 Will Cost $295, Gear Fit Will Be $197 When They Go On Sale In April – TechCrunch
25 First Tweets From Rappers – Complex
Why Dark Chocolate Good For You – ScientificAmerican
Police Release New Photos From Kurt Cobain’s Suicide – Variety
The Onion Salutes Fred Phelps – TheOnion
January Jones Did A Naked Photo Shoot; Says She’d Have Sex With Rihanna – Guyism
Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With Prostitutes – HuffPo
Starbucks To Roll Out Beer, Wine To More Cafes – ABCNews
The 101 Most Insane Things That Have Ever Happened In Florida – BuzzFeed
Giant Meteorite Illuminates Canada Skyline of the Week
A capella Cover Song of the Week: “Pompeii” – Peter Hollens & Kina Grannis
Bonus Song of the Week: “Keep Watch” Wu-Tang Clan ft. Nathaniel
Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” Sang In 20 Different Iconic Styles Song of the Week
Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos Tries To Be Cool Like Miles Davis, Pees His Pants During Speech of the Week
The History Of Movies From 1878 To 2014 In Just Three Minutes of the Week
Stunning Cindy Prado Is Your Hot Chick of the Week (15 Pics)
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