Will. It. Crush?  An honest question.  And one that Arnold Schwarzenegger is posing – alongside his new tank.

Arnie, who ended his political career back in 2011, is waging war on inanimate objects in his petition to raise funds for the after-school program, After-School All-Stars.  Initially the correlation between a massive tank crushing junk and impoverished youth was somewhat lost on me, but then I remembered who we’re dealing with.

He wants you, America, to enter for a chance to fly out to LA and live like him for a day, which ultimately entails crushing stuff in a tank, working out together and smoking cigars.

Uh, sign me up!  Although, I’m pretty sure this is just a way for him to get away with making his new toy a tax write-off.