Stacy Keibler Off The Market For Real This Time

Stacy Keibler married tech entrepreneur/millionaire, Jared Pobre, in Mexico on Saturday crushing the dreams of many men, but giving hope to nerds everywhere.

The 34-year-old stunner – maybe most famous for her two year relationship with George Clooney – had only been dating Pobre for seven months before he realized that he better seal the deal pretty quick with the former actress/model/WWE professional wrestler/valet… probably because she looks like this:


Keibler and Pobre, 39, have reportedly known each other as friends for five years prior to their low-key beach wedding and seem pretty happy.  Our condolences to George for his loss.