SPORTS
David Ortiz On Jeter: ‘That’s A Player That Definitely We’re All Gonna Miss’ – CBSSports
Report: Matt Cassel Expected To Land With Houston Texans – Yardbarker
Study Shows New York the NFL Market Most Receptive To Michael Sam – SI
Joakim Noah Is Recruiting Carmelo Anthony – BSO
The Chicago Bears Aren’t Re-Signing Devin Hester – ESPN
Phoenix Suns Rookie Alex Len Takes Court With ‘#PrayForUkraine’ Message On His Shoes – BDL
Fed Up Knicks Fans Organize Protest Against James Dolan – ESPN
Touching Video Pays Tribute to Jaroslav Halak’s Sabres Career – ExtraMustard
The Lakers Suffered Their Worst Loss In Franchise History, A 48-Point Drumming By The Clippers – NBA
NEWS
Thanks To Global Warming Chipotle May Stop Serving Guacamole – DailyMail
Ohio Driver Finds $12,000 Stash Of Marijuana In Spare Tire – Reuters
New Mexico Woman Beat Mother In Head With Vibrator During Argument – RawStory
Medically Retired And Disfigured Marine Lance Cpl. William Kyle Carpenter, Who Jumped On A Grenade To Save The Life Of His Friend During An Insurgent Attack, To Receive The Medal of Honor For His Heroism – Military.com
Apple Loses Bid For U.S. Ban On Samsung Smartphone Sales – NBCNews
There’s A Guy Peeing On People At The University Of Florida Campus – ABCNews
ENTERTAINMENT
Guy Who Sang “Rico Suave” To Star In Show About Being The Guy Who Sang “Rico Suave” – A.V. Club
You Can Now Purchase The Actual Bike From ‘Pee Wee’s Big Adventure’ On eBay – FilmDrunk
The 50 Hottest Girlfriends Of Jerry From ‘Seinfeld’ – WarmingGlow
Film Review: “300: Rise of An Empire” – MoeJackson
TRUE DETECTIVE
Jim Rash And Joel McHale Recreate “True Detective” – BuzzFeed
Marty Hart From True Detective Watches Horrific Video
True Detective: Yellow King Theory
Marty Hart Learns The Sick Truth About Rust Cohle
True Detective + Law & Order =
Rust Cohle Pick-Up Lines (He’s Not A Modern-Day Giacomo Casanova)
MISC.
Buffalo Wild Wings To Use Tablets For Gaming, Ordering Another Round. In Future News, People Will Be Stealing Tablets From Buffalo Wild Wings – Engadget
Here’s Everything You Need To Know About The New 2015 Jeep Renegade – AutoBlog
9 Stunning Images From The First Two Episodes Of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s New Show Cosmos – Wired
There Will Soon Be An Alarm Clock App Called “Wake Up & Smell The Bacon” That Will Emit A Bacon Smell – CBSNews
SAT Scores Of Celebrities (Ke$ha Had A Higher Score Than Al Gore) – NYT
Buy The World’s Largest Snickers Bar, 1-Pound Of Nougaty Goodness – Amazon
“Jurassic Park” With Cats Instead Of Dinosaurs
This Mouse Is Playing Possum And Playing This Cat For A Fool
C.R.E.A.M.M. – Cash Rules Everything Around My Mouth… pic.twitter.com/lQe2YGfHGG
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