Here’s some of the delightful content that were unable to get to because we were playing this GTA IV Flappy Birds mod too much during the week.
Sports
The NFL salary cap is expected to jump nearly $10M in 2014 – NFL
Where does the term alley-oop come from? – GameDayr
Dad, disabled son to run one last Boston Marathon together – FTW
Which directions have the Knicks pointed themselves in? – EyeOnBasketball
Lawyer says U of L recruit was experimenting with sex when he got his 14-year-old cousin pregnant – BlackSportsOnline
One-armed HS basketball star Geno Policicchio goes behind-the-back & by 2 defenders for the score – BobsBlitz
Oakley Built Bubba Watson a Custom Bulletproof Truck – ExtraMustard
Toledo Mud Hens to wear ‘Ghostbusters’ jerseys – BleacherReport
NEWS
NASA discovers 715 new planets on Wednesday and four of them could potentially support life once we f*ck this one up – CNN
Scientists are making sausage out of baby poop. Enjoy your pizza with pooperoni – ABCNews
Audio of a woman calling 911 about her tragic situation of receiving “undercooked waffles.” Cool your jets lady, at least they weren’t blue waffles – Death&Taxes
Amazon contemplates even more world domination by starting their own streaming music service – Engadget
Having sex boosts your intelligence (Sorry results do not include those who are making love to themselves) – DailyMail
Illinois man busted for running meth lab while wearing Los Pollos Hermanos shirt – HyperVocal
The U.S. Army is making an Iron Man suit. No really. Even President Obama said so – Sploid
Here is a towering wall of snow unleashing it’s fury on Toronto.
Check out this incredible photo of the snow squall just north of Toronto taken from the CTV Toronto chopper pic.twitter.com/z37h7mJ5Go
— CTV Toronto (@CTVToronto) February 27, 2014
The The Day After Tomorrow-like storm caused caused 96 cars to crash into each other on Highway 400.
Here’s the front of the pileup on Highway 400, as seen from our chopper. 96 vehicles involved. pic.twitter.com/XRB79ZvQQf
— Chris Kitching (@chriskitching) February 27, 2014
Apparently North Korea didn’t pay their electric bill
Entertainment
23 Life Lessons We All Can Learn From Louis C.K. – BuzzFeed
For the first time ever the Oscars will be live streamed – Mashable
Adam Driver from the show Girls is in talks to be the villain in the the new Star Wars movie. Apparently he will attempt to defeat the Jedis with his ironic mustache and strong force of entitlement – Variety
The Mastermind Behind ‘Ballin’ Oates’ Is Back With ‘Trill Collins’ – Uproxx
Ghostbusters 3 is still being made despite the untimely death of Harold Ramis, who was slated to make a cameo appearance along with originals Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd – TheHollywoodReporter
The 100 Most Overused Words In Metal Band Names – InvisibleOranges
Jeff Goldblum confirms that Jeff Goldblum will be in Independence Day 2, but it sounds that Jeff Goldblum will bot be in Jurassic World. The only logical reason for this disappointment is Chaos Theory – FirstShowing
Mary Johnston becomes the 87th best attraction in Glasgow after TripAdvisor faus pax
Your Cheesy Parody of True Detective Called “Fondue Detective” Website of the Week
Your “Never Gonna Wake Up (Mashup)” Featuring Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give Your Up’, AVICII’s ‘Wake Me Up’ and Chumbawamba’s ‘Tubthumping’ Song of the Week
Your Cool Bros Winter Surfing Jägermeister Commercial of the Week
Your Van Damme Zero Gravity Split in Space of the Week
Your Kanye West “Yeezus” Teaser Trailer Directed By Hype Williams of the Week
Mila Kunis Got Engaged to Ashton Kutcher. We Celebrate/Mourn this News by Making Her Your Hot Chick of the Week (10 Pics)
