Sir David Attenborough’s Alternative Curling Commentary Is Pretty Fantastic [UPDATED]

Greg James of BBC Radio 1 managed to convince British broadcaster and narrator extraordinaire Sir David Attenborough to provide special commentary on an Olympic curling match, and the result is nothing short of brilliant.

UPDATE: So, it appears the Fun Police decided to make the video regional. If you want to hear the original audio and imagine people curling, go here (it’s a link to Greg’s show) and fast forward to the 1:38:13 mark. Meanwhile, we’ll try and find a mirror.

UPDATE 2: Now with new video. (h/t io9)