It’s only February, but we may have already found this year’s poster child for horrible parenting. We don’t know much about this video other than what you see: some little monster using the Chuck E. Cheese skee ball lanes as his own personal playground, running across the lanes, stealing balls, and spitting in the faces of adults who dare tell him to knock it off — you know, the usual stuff horrible kids do (except the spitting, because that’s a special kind of terrible).

The video goes on long enough to prove that mommy and/or daddy either A) aren’t present, or B) don’t care. Considering the fact that Chuck’s staff had to drag him away, something tells us both answers apply here.