All I’m Doing Today Is Playing The Rob Ford Version Of Flappy Birds Called ‘Flappy Ford’

There are many different incarnations of the viral game Flappy Birds, including a Drake version, but my favorite one is “Flappy Ford.” The incredibly popular Flappy Birds has vanished, but someone enhanced the original game by adding disgraced mayor Rob Ford’s lovable mug flying over the Toronto skyscape instead of a dopey bird. The best part is that when you die in this game one of Ford’s memorable quotes will play such as, “Subways, subways, subways,” “obviously I was extremely, extremely inebriated” and “probably in one of my drunken stupors.” So even when you lose, you actually win by hearing a great Rob Ford pearl of wisdom. You can play the fantastic game here.