Olympics, Sports

Let’s Celebrate The Olympics With Some Glorious ’80s Freestyle Skiing

Whoever decided that this sport shouldn’t be in the Olympics should be charged with international crimes against humanity. I have never been so captivated by anything more than I’m captivated by these outrageous freestyle skiing (or “ski ballet”) moves. I may just dedicate my life to getting this amazing sport to replace some of the Winter Games’ pointless competitions, such as speed-walking on skis cross-country skiing.

My only request is that if it were to be incorporated into the Games, competitors would have to keep the 80s hairstyles/fashion/music shown in this video. It’s only fair.