World Class Badass Survives Shark Attack, Stitches Up Own Leg And Immediately Goes For A Beer

This is a pretty wild story about James Grant, a doctor from New Zealand who stitched up his own leg after fighting off a shark while fishing this weekend. Not only did Grant swim to shore and patch up his own wounds, but he also followed that up by immediately heading to the nearest pub for a beer.

Because nothing says “I could really go for a drink right now” like fending off a shark attack. This guy’s my hero.