Have you ever been sitting on your couch watching your third Seinfeld rerun of the night when all of the sudden a commercial for your local news interrupts and with a horrifying and ominous message on how there could be a product in your house that could be killing you this very second? The warning is extremely vague and it ends with “Find out what this silent killer is at 11pm.” Now you’re stuck in your house with your secret killer for the next three hours until your local news reveals that the silent assassin. Well here are the most chilling, yet absurd news teases in one amazing compilation.