It’s nickname night in Brooklyn, and, to be perfectly honest, some of the nicknames are a bit uninspiring (we’re looking at you, Joe “JJ” Johnson, Chris “CB” Bosh, Greg “G.O.” Oden, etc.). Thus, we’re not going to assign anything clever to this dancing clown, other than “BHB” (Brooklyn Hipster Bro). Look, if the NBA isn’t going to try, then neither are we.

Speaking of nicknames and initials, here’s color analyst Jeff “Notorious JVG” Van Gundy’s personalized jersey, along with Mike “Gray Mamba” Breen.