Because Nick Saban is officially out of the running and no great sports mystery should ever go without wager, Bovada has officially listed the favorites and odds for the next head coach of the University of Texas Longhorns football team.

Good luck with your bets, you degenerates…and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Charlie Strong 2/1

Art Briles 9/2

James Franklin 5/1

Mike Gundy 7/1

Bill O’Brien 15/2

Chip Kelly 10/1

David Shaw 10/1

Jim Mora 10/1

Jimbo Fisher 15/1

Jim Harbaugh 20/1

Mike Tomlin 20/1