Dudes were getting chopped up real nicely on the hardcourt last night, primarily by point guards Russell Westbrook and Damian Lillard of the Oklahoma City Thunder and Portland Trailblazers respectively.

So, in an Hibachi chef cookoff, who did the better job of slicing and dicing?

Damian Lillard’s 19 points and 9 assists, spreading the defense like soy sauce spreads through rice?

¬†Or, Russell Westbrook’s filthy knife skills, chopping and frying the ankles of two defenders?