monfortColorado Rockies co-owner Charlie Monfort’s mugshot would suggest otherwise, but he was arrested on Monday in Windsor, CO for suspicion of DUI and driving 10-19 MPH over the speed limit. While it may be a mistake, Monfort looks way too thrilled that it happened, but later showed some remorse:

I’m extremely disappointed in myself for the decision I made to drink and drive and the potential risk I caused to other innocent people. I want to apologize to my family, the Colorado Rockies staff, players, Major League Baseball and, of course, our fans for the embarrassment I have caused by my actions. I do understand the seriousness of my behavior and the issues that I am facing and I’m committed to do what’s necessary to deal with my problem.
The mugshot was just to help his street cred, I guess.