14. Brian Wilson – This costume offers plenty of flexibility and when you wear the thing you can pretty do or say anything you want. Don’t forget to ask anyone from San Francisco where the hell your World Series ring is at.

Aug 16, 2013; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Brian Wilson (00) in the dugout prior to playing the Philadelphia Phillies at Citizens Bank Park. The Dodgers defeated the Phillies 4-0. Mandatory Credit: Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports