Rex Ryan fantasizes about beating the rival New England Patriots. He will do anything to defeat Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, even tell his New York Jets players to not have sex with their wives. The Jets play the Patriots this Sunday in an important AFC East clash and the Jets head coach is pulling out all the stops. Brand new Jets wide receiver Josh Cribbs relayed Ryan’s message, “He was like…rest your legs, you go home, don’t do nothing for your wife. Say baby, next week.” When asked if that meant refraining from intimate times Jets defensive end Sheldon Richardson responded with a wide grin and said,”Most definitely.”

Meanwhile Cribbs is taking Ryan’s message quite literally and believes he can’t do household chores by saying, “You’ll take out the trash next week. I’ll take the kids to practice next week but I’ve got to rest for this game.” Cribbs wanted physical proof to excuse him from his usual chores, “I’m going to tell him to put him on paper so when I give it to my wife, I can be like, Rex said that I don’t got to take out the trash. So he might get a call.”

Looks like Michelle Ryan can cancel her pedicure this week.