When we last left Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub he was being helped off the field as he suffered an ankle injury as his HOME crowd cheered his misfortunes. This was only a week after a Houston restaurant named a “pick-six” burger after him. It definitely appears that the fans’ frustration with the Texans’ disappointing 2-4 record is solely being placed on the interception-tossing shoulders of Matt Shaub. Now the crucified quarterback is being kidnapped and thrown in the trunks of cars. Jacksonville Jaguars fans must be hoping that they’re delivering Schaub to their team.