The New York Giants have been more frustrating than an air dance by a stripper. The lifeless Giants dropped to a lowly 0-5 after losing to the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday. Just when they thought things couldn’t get any worse, a strip club deemed them too offensive to show their disappointing games. NYC strip club Rick’s Cabaret New York has stopped airing Giants games because it’s making their patron’s unhappy and they’re not in the mood to hit the champagne room with their strippers.
Rick’s Cabaret stripper Lindsay expounded on the situation, “We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our Weekend Football Viewing Parties all depressed.” Another stripper named Alexandra blamed Eli Manning, “There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.” Thanks a lot Giants, first you killed the New York football season, now you’re killing boners.